I told him the hair was giving me heart palpatations and that having so much of it was holding him back from looking like the 15 year old that he is. Mostly if he had enough gumption to style it daily I wouldn't have minded it. But guess what? Fifteen year olds are super lazy.
He either agreed with my assessment or the warm weather was making his head itchier than normal. Probably the latter.
(Pre-styling, I still don't have a decent after shot.) Either way it's gone and I'm a happy sister again.