Happy Father's Day

To the one who loves twist ties, duct tape and garbage bags.

To the one I butt heads with the most.



To the one I share the most personal traits and neuroses with.

To the one who always checks to make sure I've arrived anywhere safely.



To the one who continues to love me despite my flaws.

I don't say it enough, but I appreciate your presence in my life. And I love you.



But don't forget, it's because of me you even get to celebrate this day.

To that I say: you're welcome.