Thursday, July 16, 2009

Overheard (overly dramatic edition)

V/M: So what are your plans for the day?

A: Oh you know. Eat breakfast. Try to remember which day of the week it is. Get depressed because I keep forgetting. Sink deeper into depression over the sad state of my life. Eat some more. Take a walk. Lay around hot, sweaty, still depressed, wondering why it doesn't seem like I'm losing weight despite working out so much. Eat. Forget again which day of the week it is. Make dinner. Eat. Snack. Watch Larry King Live. Cry myself to sleep.

V/M: Oh okay. The usual then. Don't forget to wear black.

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